[Sark's seated at his desk. There's a pile of shopping bags on his bed behind him. No, he doesn't want to talk about them. Ever. He looks... Almost amused.]

Remarkable, really.

A port where absolutely nothing fatal or nearly fatal happens to the lot of us and we have at least two Inmates in Zero. I suppose that saying about how some people shouldn't ( Read more... )

[MARS FILTER]

I'll assume you all made it out in one piece.

[LEIA FILTER OF AWESOME]

I... Regret that I was unable to successfully achieve my objective and I am taking a rather bold leap and assuming that you did, somehow, make it back to the Barge alive. There were circumstances I didn't account for and... Well, perhaps you were right in urging me to ( Read more... )

[Inmate Filter]

Mr. Pritchett's inane rambling about ghosts aside, what we have here is a simple reconnisance mission. The lockdown can easily be explained by faulty wiring. It is a rather old building, after all. And stained glass windows in ceilings are death traps waiting to happen. The guns on the other hand... Well, I suppose we'll find out if ( Read more... )

....Did I arrive at an inopportune time?

[[OOC: YEP. SARK'S AFFECTED. AND PIIIISSED, because the way he figures it, the connotations of this flood just reminds him that HE WILL NEVER STOP CARING ABOUT IRINA. EVER. Even though she betrayed him.

So he's gonna take advantage of the flood and the fact that new people have been arriving here lately and be ( Read more... )